more issues than Vogue

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Mum:
*insults me*
Mum:
*makes fun of my clothing*
Mum:
*puts down my opinions and choices*
Me:
please don't
Mum:
Mum:
WOW RUDE MUCH
Mum:
Calm down would you!!!

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ben-c:

ifbuteverythought:

vinebox:

My typical school day

As a teacher, I wish one of my students would say this. I would die laughing and then remember I’m supposed to be the adult in the room. 

WHY IS THIS TINY CHILD FUNNIER THAN ME

(Source: vinebox, via oliverrrsykes)